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This winter, No Fauxxx would like to make a statement about gay marriage by letting you marry us! For a limited time only, you can purchase a lifetime membership and enjoy all the romance and none of the bed death! Your lifetime membership will never expire, and will always respect you in the morning. And for your honeymoon, we’ll throw in some of Courtney Trouble’s famous queer porn DVDs at no additional cost. Order now before we change our mind! These specials can also be purchased as gifts.

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